Do you know your pornstar name?
For as long as the Internet has been a mainstream thing, there have been a steady stream of quizzes or websites that let you identify the name of your porn alter-ego.
The first one I remember is “the name of your first pet” + “your mother’s maiden name”.
I tried it out in my head. It’s pretty good. It made me laugh. I’m not going to share it with you. I’ll tell you why in a minute.